Ride or Die Chick

If there's something I've noticed men appreciate more than panties and pancakes in the morning time, then it's the loyalty of a down-azz chick. (I curse in real life, but feel the need to throw two z's a the one I used here. Don't judge me.)

I've never been one to hold my favorite D-boy's coke and semi-automatic weapons, but I've promised myself that in my next relationship, I'll be more Hillary Rodham Clinton about supporting my mand during troublin' times.

Wait, no, I take that back.

Hold-it-down-ness despite infidelity is another story. But let's say my HE gets his thumb blown off in a freak microwaving accident. You know what I'll do? -- I'll be right there by his side when the doctors rush to stitch that digit back on. I'll help him with his post-operation thumb push-ups, put $10 on those thumb dumbells, and I'll STILL hold his hand at the mall.

I will admit, however, that even after all that, I will not be as ride-or-die'ish as the fiance of the Craigslist Killer. Here's a guy who's accused of luring a massage therapist he found on Craigslist to his hotel room then murking her. Recently, there were reports that he was cyber prowling for hot weenie/weenie-turned-non-weenie among the "Male for Transexuals" section of the 'List, and yet, this alleged-crazyface murder's fiance is STILL riding for him.

Somebody give that girl an award. Cuz either she spent a buttload of money at the the Bridal Barn and refuses not to rock that bad boy down the aisle with her future-doctor-of-a-man, OR, perhaps she is so rider-die'ish that she's waiting to chat this situation out with her guy.

Now, wow ... I've heard men say 'stop listening to your single, silly friends,' but a chick who says "eff the Feds, eff that Boston professional who has naked pictures of you in his email, eff CNN, MSNBC, Telemundo and all those news reports about your double-life... I'm riding for you, baby" _ now that? That's on another level. Whew child, that's a rider, I tell you.

Or maybe she's just delusional.

Either way. This jam is dedicated to Megan McAllister. Giiirl, you killing the game. (Oh, wait ... well, never mind.)

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